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Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast

The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.

Tucker: Huh ?

Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.

Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?

Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
by joedaprogramma November 22, 2020
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Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.
"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."
by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022
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"People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist"
is a Markiplier Quote in "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a Youtube Video
Person 1: *hitting himself with non leathal weapons that he bought*
Also Person 1: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist
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milkshake

Breasts - which produce MILK during pregnancy and early motherhood - bounce and "SHAKE", paricularly when the woman is dancing. Thus the term "Milkshake."
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, its better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by Shookmilk November 16, 2003
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milfshake

Having group sex with two or more MILFs, at the same time.
Guy #1: You can't have a MILFshake if you had sex with one at 10:00PM and another at 6:00AM.

Guy #2: What the hell is a MILFshake?

Guy $1: When you get two or more MILFs and everything starts shaking around.
by johnnytherock July 6, 2011
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Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.
When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.
by Fearman August 7, 2007
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Cement Milkshake

(The act of using) An acidic milkshake, often having cement mixed in, be it by customer or seller, by domestic terrorist groups against political opponents violently.
Oh man, I'd love to cement milkshake Ted Cruz!
by xXx_42069_xXx July 2, 2019
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