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Millennial

1. A generation for people born between 1980 and 2000, Millennials mainly grew up with arguments over who was the best Friends Character and wearing Jordans.
2. An insult used by old people or boomers that are mad they aren't keeping up with the times
1. Jen: "Hey Mel! Are you a Millennial?"
Mel: "Yes Jen, I was born in 1994, so I am a millennial"
2. Bernie: "These Damn Millennials on their skateboard with portable home phones and snappychat! Back in my day i had to work in the mines at 12 to provide wheat for my family! They know nothing about hardships!"
by the hecks and fricks police August 30, 2021
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Mila

Mila is one to love for your whole life. You'd hold on the darkest days and hug her on the brightest days. Usually she is a shy girl but when you get to know her and you open your heart up to her, you will never let her go.
Guy1: LOOK there is Mila.
Guy2: She is so hot.
Guy3: You can't talk about her that way, she is my girlfriend!@!!!!!
Mila: Hi Boys
by vanna0120 January 7, 2019
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Milliways

A.K.A. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. As described in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" by the late Douglas Adams, Milliways is built on the smoking ruins of Frogstar World B and encased in a time bubble that allows it survive the End of the Universe, turning Armageddon into dinner entertainment. A sister of sorts to the Big Bang Burger Barn.
From "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe":

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering.
It is built on the fragmented ruins of an eventually ruined planet which is enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe.
This is, many would say, impossible.
In it, guests take their places at table and eat sumptuous meals while watching the whole of creation explode around them.
This, many would say, is equally impossible.
You can arrive for any sitting you like without prior reservation because you can book retrospectively, as it were, when returning to your own time.
This is, many would now insist, absolutely impossible.
At the Restaurant you can meet and dine with a fascinating cross-section of the entire population of space and time.
This, it can be explained patiently, is also impossible.
You can visit it as many times as you like and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes.
This, even if the rest were true, which it isn't, is patently impossible, say the doubters.
All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compund interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for.
This, many claim, is not merely impossible but clearly insane, which is why the advertising executives of the star system of Bastablon came up with this slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"
by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
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Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.
My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!
by Penisnipples December 27, 2010
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Military Shower

A shower that takes less then 3 mins
The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.
by MarineDuckie2012 December 3, 2011
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MILFISY

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck If She (was) Younger.
Sam: Hey, check out my bio prof.
Johnny: Would you hit that?
Sam: Meh. She's a MILFISY.
by Sewer Rats September 17, 2012
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