milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 9, 2008

melf

a very silly, kind of figity person

Casey is such a melf

by bunny November 13, 2003

Milf

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane

by brazzers June 23, 2010

meifei

A new queen in floptok. She is Jiafei’s sister and is a world renowned fashion designer.

1: Have you heard of Meifei?
2: No.
1: You are now banished to the haunted house.

by YourLocalFlopper October 25, 2022

MILF

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

by Roger Anderssen March 20, 2019

turbo MILF

An older woman with children but you can't even tell she's had kids.

Dude 1: have you seen angelina jolie?!

Dude 2: yeah man she's such a turbo MILF!

by Annonymous Sasquatch February 28, 2009

J.Milf

A Jewish Milf.

Nigella Lawson is such a J.Milf

by Blanche Devero October 25, 2012