Matthew

gay small dick Matthew is a name for someone with a tiny penis and likes men sexually.

Matthew is Hella gay

by Gaymatthwwfayaayatata September 10, 2019

Matthew

The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly

Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN

by Taygimoo August 13, 2020

matthew

Matthews are charismatic enough to ruin your life. You meet them thinking that they are charming and sincere, but they will always find a way to disappoint on a massive scale that makes you really sad until you get riled up with your friends who coincidentally have all been wronged by a Matthew. Matthews suck; they're the absolute worst. They tell you they love you in the most poetic way and make you fall head over heels because they are very lovable, but it also absolutely kills you when they do something super shitty to ruin you and your image of them. They're loyal but only to a select few, but they consider most people disposable and use them until they have no purpose to them. They'll sleep with you then tell you they love their ex. They're powerful because they're the best liars and gain full control of you and your emotions before fucking up your shit completely. They like to think they're hot shots and they're cocky as shit, and they're smart and all, but the fact that they're assholes makes that not matter in the long run, to you at least, life still tends to treat Matthews just fine despite the fact that they deserve the worst. Like to get left at the alter; they deserve that. But chances are, they will still lead happy and successful lives because life treats you well when you're a Matthew, just not if you interact with one. Stay away if you meet a Matthew.

In this world, you're either a Matthew or you're screwed over by one.

by bitchybitterbitch March 20, 2019

Matthew

He’s the type of guy who gets all the bitches, and he’s cash as fuck. Matthew is the true god, getting bitches left and right. You don’t wanna mess with the blonde haired, blue eyed, champion wearing, bod slamming, god!

Holy shit is that Matthew? Bow down quick before he beats you up, with his nine inch hammer! Watch out this man is crazy

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

Matthew

A guy who is not very smart and has a muscle Fetish. Likes a night on the town and likes guy more but is bisexual. Is 6’5 and on the basketball

“Matthew is soooo cute!” “Yeah but he is dating the guy in mr———‘s class”

by Heino December 2, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a weird dude with a lot of Ego. He has a boyfriend called Scott Johns and he is not cool. His airpods are as fake as Kim Kardashians face. He can be nice at times but that is rare. His house is located in New York. No further explanation.

Person: Hi Matthew. Could I borrow your airpods ?
Matthew: No get yuh own.
Person: Please ?
Matthew: Fine. Here.
Person: These are Q-tips not airpods.

by Fandomworld June 4, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a name in the Bible meaning Gods gift. Matthews sure live up to the name. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend you could ever have. Their big heart and loving smile will always make them approachable. Matthews have a knack for helping others. They'll be there if you ever need them to be. Whether it's for advice, emotional comfort, physical comfort, you name it, they'll always be there. Another thing is that they value relationships highly. If they care for you, they'll fight for you. They don't encourage a fight but they will always stand up for both themselves and those close to him at the same time. Most of the time to the point where he'll put himself in harms way to save you. Matthews normally go through a hard life but whenever they get knocked down they never stay down. This characteristic makes them very successful people. They normally play one or two sports and are not the most popular, but at the same time not a loner. All around, Matthews are just really good people and also seem to be great dads. If you have a Matthew in your life, don't ever let him go. Nobody compares to a Matthew in the long run.

Girl one: "Have you met that new kid Matthew"
Girl two: "Yeah I did, he's such a gentleman!"

by JohnHandcock471 March 30, 2020