Definitions by Taygimoo

Matthew 

The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly

Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN

Matthew by Taygimoo August 13, 2020

Minecraft 

The definition of god minecraft is god everyone knows except for people who ejaculate into a cup then continues to drink it then dies of aids the next day.
So yeah minecraft.

Person1 minecraft is my life it is amazing in every way.
Person2 no it’s not
Person1 gets the whole town and starts ripping his eyeballs off and feeding them to their cats since they were really hungry.

Minecraft by Taygimoo July 9, 2019

Rory 

Rory is the most lazy guy in the world.
He will do anything to stay in his little hermit hole and play black ops.
He is also very gay.

Person 1:Hey where the hell is rory.
Person 2: oh his masturbating to black ops in his bedroom.
Person 1: err like always

Rory by Taygimoo February 9, 2019

Taygan 

The coolest guy ever.
He is not only awesome but he is super strong.
I wouldn’t mess with him if I were you he’ll knock your penis right off your body with a simple backhand.
He is sexy too he was once a model but actually wasn’t you know what I mean.

Person1: whose that strong guy over there.
Person2: he’s a Taygan
Old man: get off my lawn

Taygan by Taygimoo February 9, 2019