When a drunk male with a very large gut lifts up his shirt to show his bare stomach in hopes that a female that will lick his belly button.
Chris Farley was so wasted he took his shirt off in the bar trying to find a girl that would give him a lucky Tabatha.
by bellylicker January 10, 2009
When a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his penis and smears marshmallow cream on his testicle before a girl performs oral. As his testicles stick to her face he has her tell him “it’s magically delicious”.
You can tell she got a mouthful of Danny’s lucky charms last night. She still has marshmallow in her hair.
by Whoshadaddy November 22, 2024
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 09, 2020
by Madirishguy July 11, 2014
Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Person A: Does Elton John have aids? Person B: No, not even a single one? Person A: Wow! What a lucky cocksucker!
by Sketchy with a K June 01, 2024
When your best friend defends you from your other friend, then takes your robotic arm home to freeze, then is encouraged by the friend who lost the arm to jerk off with it.
My best friend and I got into a massive brawl with another mutual friend, and I ended the night with the lucky Bucky
by SattMynowicz October 13, 2020