The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
Get the Jogger's Logmug. Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022
Get the Floppy logmug. Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!
by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020
Get the log sogginmug. When packing a bowl of weed, you grind up a medium-sized bowl and also include a few larger chunks of bud, which act as "logs" or coals within the bowl to help it burn longer.
by Lukasdukas11 October 22, 2015
Get the log packinmug. by London_logger May 22, 2019
Get the london loggingmug. A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017
Get the log theorymug. by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022
Get the Divinity logmug.