Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

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Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019

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A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

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log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.

That guy looks like a log squish

by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018

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Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.

Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!

by baggergod9000 July 31, 2021

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hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.

Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(

by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023

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