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Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.
by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018
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