crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."

by JuLion123 February 8, 2017

Devin Lock

The sexiest guy in town, everyone wants to bang him.

Oh boy I am getting very wet after seeing Devin Lock

by Hexag0n94 June 10, 2020

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

Keep it locked

Iconic tagline for community radio station RTRFM 92.1, frequently used by presenters during talk breaks. It encourages listeners to not touch the radio dial or turn off the audio stream when 'locked' on RTRFM.

Keep it locked to RTRFM 92.1, the Sound Alternative.

by artie77 May 18, 2022

Trigger lock

Possession of illegal narcotics and a gun. Under 14 grams of Marijuana doesn't count. Per Caddo Parish, Louisiana. #TriggerLock #FiveToTen

You have been accused of Trigger Lock. How do you wish to plead?

by LRA,ESQ. June 22, 2022

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Miles Locke

A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!

by Mileslocke12 January 16, 2018