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by Exoudi September 21, 2022
Get the locked in amber mug.In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
by Exoudi December 28, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's initiative mug.A phrase said to someone who should just give up. Also said to let someone know what ever goals or wishes they had can just be cancelled.
A-I will score better next time.
B-whay was your score this time?
A-a 27% 💀
B-girl...just cancel the flight and be done. This dream won't take off; let alone land.
B-whay was your score this time?
A-a 27% 💀
B-girl...just cancel the flight and be done. This dream won't take off; let alone land.
by Exoudi October 28, 2025
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