Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

Keith

Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.

If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.

Keiths tend to be sex Gods

Between Keith Partridge & Keith Everett, I think Keiths are cool as hell.

by Partydude17 January 10, 2025

Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class

Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class

by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025

keith

a nickname given to a gay person that enjoys sucking toes

"tony is a toe-sucking keith"

by edward carlisle jr. February 22, 2025

Keith

To be Keithed. To Keith somebody requires the one speaking to be named Keith. If you are being spoken to by somebody named Keith, then you are being Keithed.

My grandson was Keithed by his maths teacher yesterday after class, for not doing his homework.

by Lung GD April 17, 2025

Keith

Noun. k-EE-th

Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.

That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"

by playlunch_ May 12, 2025

Keith

Crazy balding jail bird with cheese curls for lions who occasionally changes his name to Kaybee.

Why Keith be Bald like dat?

by Trueninja777 May 20, 2025