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Joseph Forte

Mixing cocaine and broken up blue adderall to make a powder that resembles the baby blue color made famous by NCAA power house UNC and their legendary shooting guard "Joseph Forte."
"Hey boys lets get all jacked up with some Joseph Fortes!"
by Zion Brion March 2, 2019
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Joseph

The guy who only notices you in class when he catches you staring at the Periodic Table on the wall.
He goes by any name that starts with 'J' because he really doesn't care what you call him.
Despite his 'I-don't-really-care' demeanor, he pays a lot of attention to his friends and will often go out of his way to make them feel comfortable. (Example: Hiding a cut when he notices that blood bothers you.)
He's super smart but also super lazy. He procrastinates beyond all belief, and it's a miracle that he gets all his work in on time. He likes to make puns and dad jokes. He often actually steals jokes from his father.
Despite wanting to be in NASA (or some other big company) he often doesn't try very hard to secure his future, usually referencing the term "It's a problem for future me."
He also likes to play phone games or Nintendo on the bus when he isn't napping.

All around he's a really cool guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind. Even though he's a bit of a bad influence, you can guarantee that it's never going to be dull with him as a friend!
"Joseph. Stop slouching so much, you'll have a hunch by the time you're twenty!"

"Eh. It's a problem for future me."
by TheBiWithAUke2022 August 7, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is a hot guy who is Greek he loves hockey and soccer he is a caring guy to talk to he loves talking to everyone he is a good guy girls ask him out he is 15
by Koulakis Joe Joe September 9, 2019
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Joseph black

Did you meet that Joseph Black he’s the ultimate Mormon
by Joethemormon123 June 9, 2019
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JOSEPHINE HUGHESSSSSSSS

Josephine is sister sexy af and Hayden wants to succ her toes, a long with Bryson, roman, chance, but not josh, her beautiful (but not equally as beautiful bf)
Josephine HUGHESSSSSSSS that one sexy mama just dyed her hair red to copy josh
by Josh has a fat toe June 11, 2019
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Joseph

He is probably the tastiest person you will meet. He is lethal at everything and his skills include not being in lca and not having a cookie eye
Joseph has no stairs
by Glenjamin (Tesco Express) October 15, 2019
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Joseph Avery

Joseph is the person who always has memes of sponge bob shooting nerds.
by ianboomer October 18, 2019
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