Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

Jizz of Death

When a girl becomes obsessed with a guy because of his Jizz

Dude 1: Yo Greg, Why is Rachel obsessed with you?
Greg: Fucking Jizz of Death

by The Cheez Master December 2, 2009

Jizzalicious

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.

Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

by mahertheadventurer May 1, 2010

Jizzable

describing something or someone who is so appealing, hot and/or awesome that they bring you to the extent of pleasure

Her legs are totally jizzable

That songs beat is jizzable

by fazdawg January 20, 2011

jizz-worthy

Something so incredibly awesome it is able to make you jizz or any thing equal to cumming.

That headshot from 400 yards away was jizz-worthy

by kyle_kahn February 25, 2011

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016