Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.

Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."

by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024

social jetlag

A phenomenon where an individual's sleep patterns are misaligned with societal demands, often resulting from lifestyle choices, such as staying up late on weekends and waking early during the week. This misalignment can lead to feelings of fatigue and decreased productivity.

After staying out late with friends over the weekend, I experienced social jetlag on Monday morning, struggling to adjust back to my early work schedule.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Weather Jetlag

Coming from a warm place to a colder place (or the other way around) and feeling the temperature more intensely for a few days.

“I just came back from Spain, where it was warm and sunny in November and now I’m having Weather Jetlag in Germany!”

by spirvt November 8, 2025

FagBag With JetLag

This saying can be used when somebody is both gay and retarded

Mark you're a fucking FagBag with JetLag. I said iceberg lettuce, not romaine.

by Travisio7 May 9, 2018

collin “the jet” jett

Collin the “jet” Jett is a wonderful homosexual male looking to mate with anyone interested

Have you ever met Collin “the jet” Jett? He’s so cool!

by Me is you you is me September 6, 2020

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Shon and Jett

Quite literally the perfect duo. Both being the most hilarious people on earth, but as well as the most serious people in the right situations. You put these two together and they make a masterpiece.

“Is that Shon and Jett? Wow their so cool!”

by flyingtigerwing04 November 22, 2023