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Jensen

A manufacturer of high-quality audio transformers for line and microphone applications. Jensen also owns the rights to the Jensen 990 discrete op-amp, which is commonly used in microphone preamplifiers.
by Q-29 April 30, 2019
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Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
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The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.
-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
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Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.
What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack
by Jenson69 June 24, 2019
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Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019
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Jens is a cool boy. He is always flirting with girls that’s starts with the letter “C”. Jens is a caring,funny and athletic person who will always make you feel your best. Jens is someone you can trust and he is also very good in bed ;)). Everyone should have a friend like Jens.
Friend: is that your friend Jens
Me: Yes he is a Nice boy
by Norwegians mamma 101 August 13, 2019
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Jens

A incredibly funny and entertaining guy. Someone you can always talk to, no matter what. Not only that, but he’s also super cute and charming. It’s very easy to fall for him. He’s a bit of a heartbreaker.
I think I’ve fallen for Jens”
“Did Jens say anything about me?”
“That Jens, he seems cool!”
by Yesiguessso August 16, 2019
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