A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.
by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.
by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.
by Jaco722 August 27, 2013

by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.
Your such a jacob
by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016

Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.
Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017
