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If you have a friend whos name is Jacob and they dated your best friend and calls you everyday now. They most likely want to date you but if your best friend dumped them. They were dumped for a reason so i recommend you dont date them.
Jacob by Olympus demigod April 20, 2019
À Guy WHO Love women and also has à Big heart and is very romantic
Jacob the pussy magnet but also the most hearted guy
Jacob by TheGoDofawesomeness69 December 11, 2016
God of Gore makes anything he See's instantly dreadful certainly a bad ass honestly if you see a Jacob you going to have a bad day
Oh shit is that Jacob let's get out pf here man
Jacob by Hidden cookie December 20, 2016
Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
Boy: "Hey, my Name is Finn and I'm a friend of a Jacob."
Girl: "Omg, come sleep with me"
Jacob by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017
The best boy in the world.He makes you happy, smile, laugh and feel better. He will never let you go. You should respect him bc he's only a "human bean". He's funny,sweet, kind and hot. He's the perfect boyfriend and the best person. Without him you can't be happy or have fun. He should definitely get a girlfriend bc he would be the perfect boyfriend .<3
girl 1: Oh is that Jacob?
girl 2: Yes he wants a girlfriend

girl 1: I ask him out
A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
Jacob by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017