iPhoney

an Apple iPhone, which is really an internet access device but is NOT a phone because - thanks to AT&T - it can't perform its basic telephony functions ....

It's not really a phone because it doesn't perform its phone function so you have to call it an iPhoney

by SVGuy March 19, 2010

iPhoney

a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.

hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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sent from my iPhoney

by sjmvi August 5, 2008

iPhonister

A male iPhonista. A very savvy iPhone user.

Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!

by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

Go shove an i-phone in your burka

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.

You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"

by trqqd May 24, 2011

I-phone, bitch

2 words who are used when trying to ridiculise someone who shows any music player other than another I-phone.

Jack: Haha! Look at my shiny new mp3!

Zac:(Shows i-phone) I-phone, bitch!

Jack: Dang I got owned.

by Mokx October 14, 2008

iphoned

Having a stated fact immediately checked on the internet and proven false, most commonly with the help of an iPhone.
Having someone call bullsh** on something u said and showing proof on their iphone

Greg was showing off his history knowledge by stating that Zachary Taylor was the shortest serving President of the US but Tom whipped out his iphone and found out that Harrison was in fact the shortest serving President.
Greg had just been iphoned by Tom

by knight of darkness February 4, 2010

iphoned

The process by which someone is ripped off and sold a product for more than its worth.

Joe walks into the office sporting his new iPhone, Bob has the cool new Mogul, realising he got ripped off upon seeing Bob's phone, Joe exclaimed "I got iPhoned"

by MysteryMan221 January 17, 2008