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Iphonesturbate 

Fiddle with your iPhone constantly even when you aren't using it for anything specific.
You would rather iphonesturbate than talk to me. Yes, that's true.
Iphonesturbate by Adamssapple August 15, 2010
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iPhonista 

Can you believe she took that photo with an iPhone? She is such an iPhonista!
iPhonista by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012

iPhonite 

A person who continuously checks their iPhone for facts which he/she uses to school people with.
OR
Someone who cannot be parted from their iPhone at anytime due to serious infatuation with the device.
iPhonite: "I wonder why there is a 57 on the side of this ketchup bottle."

Normal human: "Who the hell cares?"

iPhonite: *whips out iPhone* "Well according to this the 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!"

Normal human: "You are such a fucking iphonite."
iPhonite by Starky05 November 8, 2011