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Class Blackout

When class is so boring you zone out and don't remember anything the prof said or anything you did for the entire 1 hr 15min.
Mina: "Omg class was sooo boring today."
Leena: "I know, I zoned out and then I looked down and I had notes and I didn't remember taking them."
Mina: "Class blackout, nbd."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 21, 2011
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Middle Class

A living standard some 75% of Americans think they’re at, but it’s a relevant term. In terms of income, some are college educated people with professional white-collar jobs that are single that live in simple one bedroom apartments, but many tradesman that barely finished high school that have families live in a comfortable home in the suburbs, but can’t afford much more than a mortgage and enough food to eat. And you have union tradesmen making more money than accountants and engineers, but most of them don’t live at the same level because of their mentality. In reality, the middle class are college-educated, work white-collar occupations above a secretary or bank clerk, but not physicians or attorney’s, live in a tract home in the suburbs, two cars usually at least one an SUV or Minivan, have a pedigree dog, favorite restaurants are Starbucks, Red Robin, or Chili’s, their kids are highly monitored and in at least one extracuricular activity, their church is usually anything but Roman Catholic, Hardshell Baptist, or Pentecostal, and vacations at least once a year, usually places like Disney World. Many living in mountain climates enjoy skiing or snowboarding in their leisure time and coastal climates the beach.
They are a middle class family. He’s a project manager and his wife a school teacher. Their kids all get good grades and enrolled in soccer. Their home is a two story 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath with a playroom and over 3,000 square feet.
by waspcoloredstain March 6, 2018
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Hobby Class

Bajan slang for freeness.

Barbadian for VIP complimentary.
Ajani
Shortest
Bajan slang for freeness. Eg. My cousin got a job at the cinema, we got hobby class. Free entrance, free food & drinks. I'm going next week again.
by Shortest October 15, 2020
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Class 'splainer

A person who thinks they can tell someone with a working class occupation (tradesperson/retail staff/food prep or service etc) how to do their job because 'how difficult can it be really'.

The typical class 'splainer has a degree level education or higher and seems to think their 2:2 in music tech qualifies them to explain plumbing to a plumber. You might overhear a class 'splainer lecture a 19 year old part time sales assistant on stock rotation before asking 'what kind of opperation are you running here', insisting that running out of a particular item is 'ridiculous' and demanding 100% discount for the inconvenience.

Some class 'splainers don't have much educational attainment but instead climbed the ranks of whatever leeching corportation was stupid enough to raise them to the dizzying hights of middle management after taking a night course in whatever defunct version of MS Office they're still running. Such individuals will try to compensate for feeling like an outsider at work by lording it over service staff often by insisting they 'don't see why you can't just {insert unreasonable demand}' and snorting 'it's hardly difficult'. These people might feel the need to affect an upper class British accent.

Any push back is met with some variation of who do you think you are / who do you think you're talking to. Intersects with mansplainer though sometimes women do it too.
Some condescending toff won't shut up about the EU regulations on pints, he keeps saying everythings ridiculous and demanding the finest wines.

He's a Class 'splainer, tell him he's barred!
by flanderBang October 6, 2017
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Class of 2557

The year when people born in 2539 and 2540 were suppose to graduate but instead got enlisted to fight for humanity.
“Hey jimmy look, we are graduating next week!”

*2 days later*

Tommy says as Guns fire in the background, “Nevermind then. Unlucky to be Class of 2557.”
by N0T_ October 13, 2020
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class clutz

The one kid in the class who can trip while sitting in a chair.
Jimmy is the class clutz. While tying his shoe, he knocked over a chair while simultaneously knocking a shelf of books on the teacher.
by Birdie570 October 3, 2013
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class dank

A generally great thing, like Armani. Not affiliated with marijuana. Class dank is good, classy, and all-around awesome. A word to replace swag.
"Dang, that new tux is class dank, man."

"Dude, have you seen the new kid Jerome? Kid's class dank."
by typeprincessa February 23, 2015
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