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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
mugGet the hamburger hot pocketmug.

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
by Blu_leef February 15, 2024
mugGet the Mountain Dew & Hot Pocketsmug.

Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017
mugGet the Hot Pocketmug.

dry socket hot pocket

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
by Terry Y January 13, 2024
mugGet the dry socket hot pocketmug.

iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket
by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016
mugGet the iowa hot pocketmug.

Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
mugGet the Hot Pocketmug.

Arkansas Hot-pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and giving way to a relative (usually the brother) to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
Lucy is feeling better after a hard week, Terry tells me she wants a good ole fashioned Arkansas Hot-pocket tonight.
by Calbandini June 20, 2018
mugGet the Arkansas Hot-pocketmug.

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