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hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!
by Spacemonke June 26, 2021
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Hot Pocket

Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.
Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021
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Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.
Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021
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Hot Pocket

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013
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Alabama hot pocket

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023
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Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”
by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023
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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
by summiebummie February 24, 2023
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