the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010

poll hawks

A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Hawiian bird

Act of flipping someone off (the bird) using your ring finger rather than the middle.

Kilikopela used the Hawiian bird on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.

by Chris Venus November 11, 2006

death hawk

An archetypal haircut worn in the death rock scene, which is a modification of the mohawk. It is often very ratty looking, "spooky", teased, and usually complimented by spikes near the ears pointing down like sideburns.

Did you see that guy's Death Hawk at Drop Dead III last year?

by A Tree Walking April 27, 2006

arse like a hawkers bundle

Person with an extremelly large arse.

Here, I've noticed wee Angies puttin oan a bit a weight these days eh!
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.

by hector mcgubligan December 13, 2005

Josh Hawley

A cock sucking lying peice of shit who rapes monkeys.

Wow that guy is such a josh hawley

by MadMax2700 November 7, 2018

faux-hawk

a haircut in which the wearer, rather then shave off the sides of his head for a real mo-hawk, merely gels up a portion of hair in the middle. not everyone can wear it and look good. but if you do it tends to look very cool

last night we put some eyeliner on patrick and gave him a faux-hawk. he looked emo, but very adorable.

by McGees Foo August 4, 2006