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becky with the good hair

originally appeared in Beyonce song "Sorry" on her Lemonade album, she used it in reference to someone her man is cheating with, reportedly a white woman slur used by women of color.
You know the type, Becky with the good hair, aka any white girl your man trying to creep with.
by mommaB May 23, 2016
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Take Care, Brush Your Hair

Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.
"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair
by GeorgePele August 26, 2008
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Colbert Hair

Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.
I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."

Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"

If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.

The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.
by Cooter86 August 16, 2010
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cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"
"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"
by tonyV August 12, 2006
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Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.
Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.
by ValGal January 30, 2009
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ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event
I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.
by bigminus March 27, 2009
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Hairbun Fuck

When a female with a ratherly gifted head of thick, long, silky hair has her hair in a bun on the crown of her head and sitting cross legged with the male standing behind her with his cock in the hole of the hairbun fucking it.
I can't believe that big tit bimbo with long thick silky hair let me hairbun fuck her last night and fuck her bun violently till I filled the hole and got jizz all over her bun and top of her head.
by Female_mane_fuckker August 7, 2011
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