Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 January 29, 2018

Bass hair

The product of having the bass of a song so loud that your hair vibrates into a distinct style.

Known to be the most sexually appealing, glorious, an ultimately badass style; regardless of length.

I came last night from the party rocking some bass hair.

OMG that guy is so hot, check out his bass hair!

by Whatwhat34341 January 01, 2013

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.

Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot

by Biofreezedog July 15, 2014

test hair

a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.

prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair

by allisloon October 06, 2010

undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.

"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"

by The Broon One. December 30, 2020

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010