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guido

(n) someone who betrays his/her ancestors by living in a way that makes their culture/origin an object of ridicule, and/or is an embarrassment to people of similar descent
"That guido is the biggest embarrassment to {enter race/ethnicity here} since {enter calamitous event that shamed said race/ethnicity here}." aka...

"The Kardashians are such guidos - the Armenians haven't had press this bad since the Turks drove them into the ocean....100 years ago"
by dégoûté August 23, 2011
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Guided Missle

4 yr old: Guided Missile is my favorite weapon!

Me: Guided missle is cancer

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by unknownmiracles June 6, 2018
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scumbags vs. guidos

the tension between guidos and scumbags in certain schools. guidos are obviously short cut hair, ed hardy wearing, club going people with big egos. in this case a scumbag is as flanel wearing, dip spitting, bigger egos, kid who does not give a fuck and in regular society is considered disgusting.
In allentown high school, the scumbags hate the guidos. Can anyone say scumbags vs. guidos?
by fuckyouscumbag August 1, 2011
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guido

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy
damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.
by spokesman for 105 July 27, 2005
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guido

Italian male usually from Jersey or New York. Fist pumping hotties! EVeryone loves a jersey boy and the female verison; guidettes. Puffed/ Spiked up hair, wife beaters and tight designer jeans. NEW JERSEY, WE GO HARD!!!!
"Anyone hitting up surf club tonight? AKA home for the qudio?"

"Yeah man i'll be there".. guido
by jerseybabie November 8, 2009
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