Gilliganism

To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time.

Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work

Classic Gilliganism:

Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."

Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."

by Dr. Freeze July 4, 2009

Gilmorism

A word used by fans of the WB show Gilmore Girls.
It refers to a memorable phrase from the show.

I've got some pieces of Candyland and some pieces of Battleship. I was thinking we could make a new game called Candyship Battleland: War never tasted so good.

OI WITH THE POODLES ALREADY!

These are Gilmorisms (:

by PoeHug April 27, 2010

gilf hunter

The gilf hunter is an illusive, slanky, balding, 19 year old. He secretly fucks the shit out of the oldest, most crude bitches he can get his hands on. To the outside world he is known as cameron, but to his lovers he is known as The Infamous BOBO.

Gilf hunters always cover their tracks by dating fatasses.

by Cameron Lacoste January 27, 2007

Gilbert, Arizona

Failville

Gilbert, Arizona, also known as Failville, is extremely popular with the Mormons.

by gilbertfailsateverything July 8, 2010

De-Gillz

A process in which someone (usually a n00b is completely dominated by another person. This is usually performed through the act of beating them in a rock-off, covering their myspace page with pictures depicted the act of De-Gillzing or simply humiliating them with witty verbal abuse.

you've been DE-GILLZED!!!

cuz i pwn n00b rite leik omg stfu i haxx0rz her up teh 455......:P

by Brian Gilbert December 11, 2008

happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007

Happy Gilmore

A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.

Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!

by Stevie Weevie OT March 23, 2010