gooning

(1) why I wish I was a man. I’ll give both definitions but the male one is what I heard from my friends so it may not be accurate.
Female gooning: Lay on a bed (how I’ve done it always) on your back (back is best experience) If you have no bed sheet, I’d recommend doing this with pants or underwear on from experience. Then, don’t instantly start rubbing your clit, touch yourself like shoulder wise and relax for best experience. Then after you are relaxed, slowly move your hand to your clit. I usually use index finger, but whatever makes you feel more better. Start rubbing your clit different directions SLOWLY. After a while, you can increase the pace. Then, start pumping your fingers in slowly. I have never ejected in my life so this is all I know.

Male: again, if you don’t have replaceable bedsheets keep your pants on. My friend just says he straight up goes for it so just put your hand/s in your pants and start jerking it. Also stroke it and shit like that idfk. After a while you should cum. I wish I was a male :(

(2) A person hired to do stuff. All I can think of are the mafioso (dream game) or mafioso’s goons (forsaken) XD

Female: after seeing my partner, I was feeling a little wet. It was close to the end of the day so that was great. Just got done with reading, now it’s math time. I was starting to feel even more wet. I asked to go to the bathroom. Luckily, the teacher said yes. So, I got up and went to the bathroom. I was basically soaking wet now. I went into a stall quickly and took off my pants and underwear. Oh shit my scissors fell out! Hopefully no one saw that! Anyways, I started rubbing myself because I was too wet to calm myself. I accidentally moaned loudly. There were other girls in that bathroom. This was 5th grade but I was growing 6 years ahead of my age so I would’ve been 16. I was embarrassed because 4TH GRADERS were in there. I continued anyways because I was feeling GREAT. Some people were laughing. I don’t think I have ever been so deep into gooning that I have ejected in my entire life. I was about to eject, but I forgot I had 2 minutes. It has been 3 minutes. So I stop and lick my fingers clean. I walk out of the bathroom and go back to math like nothing happened. 5th graders are too innocent anyways.

Male: I saw some people that looked hot or shit like that and I instantly went to the bathroom because I was hard and it was (probably) noticeable. I got into a stall and I pulled off my pants. My cock felt the fresh air. I started relaxing myself because I was not in a rush. I started stroking myself shortly after. It felt so good. After a while, I ejected. I was relived.

by #1 Two time gooner October 8, 2025

Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

Goosein'

The act of being a silly silly goose.

Peter got fired, he be straight goosein'

by Twinklips1000 April 30, 2025

Gookin dat bapo

When you be hittin that shit ya know. Straight gookin it.

Bro 1: you be gookin dat bapo dawg?

Bro 2: not today bro.

by I gook bapo May 4, 2025

GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running”

Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!

by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025

Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

Gooning

1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.

2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation

3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.

1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"

by TacoJackson May 29, 2025