Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.

My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!

by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.

Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”

by spicybruv June 4, 2018

Floatus

The frothy effluent that covers the surface of a cesspool or sewage treatment lagoon.

Foul smellling floatus covered the entire surface of the sewage treatment lagoon .

by Major English June 12, 2018

floff

fluffy textureish

wow, this is just floff.

by gräsklippare February 15, 2020

floatingforari

an icon, a legend, a well known fan account on ariana stan twitter. gained 5k in 5 months, who’s doing it like ha? respect ha ‼️ she’ll eat u alive

floatingforari will drag your faves

by danceacademylover101 October 9, 2020