float

Verb: To use floAT's Mobile Agent for your SonyEricsson phone and archive and subsequently erase the SMS / texts off it to get around the fact your phone is bitching about running out of text message storage space.

Lord d'Eath IO says : Damn it's bitching about "95% of text message storage full"
! Matthew1471 says : Dude, you need to float!

by Matthew1471 January 13, 2008

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

flast

Abbreviation for "First initial plus last name".

Commonly used in IT departments.

Example: Welcome to Widgets Inc. Your email address will be [e-mail], where f is your first initial and last is your last name.

Example: Hey IT department, we just hired Joe Schmidt, please set up his new user account on the server, his flast is jschmidt.

by IT Ninja July 10, 2010

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

dirty float

A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.

hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.

Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.

by Jason Green March 3, 2008

will it float

Recurring segment on Letterman

David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

floating

When you are somewhere with nothing to do. but you are just there. or you are kinda in a relationship with someone but not really, just mess around but not friends with benefits

me and my douce bag are just messing around we are floating

by lllrrrcccyes July 13, 2011