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faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.
They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!
by madam333 January 22, 2011
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Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023
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Faux Bic

“FAUX Bic? A knockoff lighter?” *gasp*

-Phil M. Otter
by WynautOmelette August 28, 2024
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Gary glitter faux pas

The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors
I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….

Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .

Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Fauxful

That breakup was so fauxful.
by Calyzv_14 March 25, 2024
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faux dyke

Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.
Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.

I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.
by Geeeebs April 20, 2017
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faux home button

The new Home button on the iPhone 7. It's just an indent in the screen glass. On iPhones prior to version 7, the Home button was a physical button that moved when pressed. The faux home button relies on vibration to simulate a press.
Apple Fan: "I love my new iPhone 7!"
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."
by saycreative September 16, 2016
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