vampiric liquidised masturbation juice

A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.

Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.

by Ali gooba tremy uterwecex April 17, 2010

bridge and masturbation

bridge card game and masturbation ( games people play )

what does bridge and masturbation have in common ???

answer:
if you don't have a good hand, you better have a good partner !!!

by itchie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

intellectual masturbation

Straining your thinking processes repeatedly until you hopefully find resolution in the form of an intellectual orgasm.
Wacking off theory after theory until you come to a head with a solution.

I've been working on this problem continually for some time, and my intellectual masturbation has finally led to resolution.

Jane: Did you get your homework finished?

Dick: I spent last night engaged in intellectual masturbation til I finally was satisfied. It really drained me.

by peckerwould April 25, 2010

mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise/thinkings/writings through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 14, 2007

Vocal Masturbation

for music production gurus. Harmonizing to your own melody part of a song when in the studio.

After Steve recorded his lead vocal part, vocal masturbation was in order.

by chandlermcmahan February 24, 2010

nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.

I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

by andrewc513 October 8, 2010

masturbation

it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.

"Masturbation source of recreation"

by brianna is hot August 12, 2005