ass fart

a huge BASS booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed.

that ASS FART knocked over my drink, and it was 4 feet away!

by brodizzle January 6, 2004

stealth fart

A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!

Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.

by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007

Bypass Fart

bahy-pas, -pahs, fahrt

Noun, Verb

A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.

A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.

Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."

by Mario Warman August 14, 2012

Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split

I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.

by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.

Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!

by lucky spice February 6, 2013

Front Fart

Just a regular ol’ queef.

“Pfft” (Lindsey blushes)
Josh: Did you just rip a front fart?

by DrPhilOnYaBooty September 30, 2019

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014