fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Fuddlemotanogugglerutonaduesantequanoizaldifiewackaldoodledooputopardaldo

Fuddlemotanogugglerutonaduesantequanoizaldifiewackaldoodledooputopardaldo means to be really really really really really Happy!

Brian: Man, today I feel really fuddlemotanogugglerutonaduesantequanoizaldifiewackaldoodledooputopardaldo
Kyler: Yeah, same.

by Gregg Fulton April 20, 2021

Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky

Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.

by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021

Fiddlesticks

Lol spooky go burrr

Damn I've been spooked. Must of been fiddlesticks

by Fiddle is cute May 19, 2021

Fiddlepoop

1. A bad way of saying “ah shit"
2. A bad way of saying shit

Ah fiddlepoop I forgot my car key's

I need to go take a massive fiddlepoop

by Knowledgeman100 May 22, 2021

Fiddledaffleing

Messin around; someone’s finger may go in your mouth

Person 1: Man that Haylee is always fiddledaffleing near my face.

Person 2: Yeah she must love your mouth.

by Fiddledaffleing June 7, 2021

Fiddler

Someone who plays in an irish band and fell in love with an english man.

Kit is such a fiddler, did you see her play in the band last night?

by faggot158282927 June 30, 2021