Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.

“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯

by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022

Fart King

"Fart King's" are members of society who constantly rip farts on a level beyond the average person. "Fart Kings" often take a hidden pride in being able to ass whistle so often, and as such, they shamelessly fill the air with their filthy flatulence.

Although some will suggest that Fart King's get their crown for the overall frequency of their anal expulsions, this is but a myth. In fact, a Fart King should be given his/her title for their frequency as well as their consistency, decibel volume, and last but not least, their odor.

A "Fart King" will often drop bean blowers that not only wreak but also have an appalling pitch and a distracting audible volume. It is these factors which combine to truly give someone the title.

Of course, it is difficult to crown a Fart King globally, or even state wide, instead it is encouraged to crown "Fart Kings" within your own social circles. For example; If you're living in a house of six people and one stands out particularly for their consistent, smelly, and loud barking brownies, you should take immediate action by calling them a "Fart King" at every chance possible.

Sasha: So I was just sitting there...
Dan: *Bwwwoowww*
Sasha: Dan, relax.
Dan: *Bweerrwee*
Sasha: Man...
Ollie: Dan, you're the Fart King.
Sasha: Yeah, Fart King, no one touches you in the fart realm in this residence.

by Mint Medley November 14, 2009

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 30, 2006

fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

by Rick M July 22, 2006

Shark Farts

A term used when something is wrong, or doesn't not go your way.

This phrase was introduced by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.

-Did you bring the documents?

-AH Shark Farts! I forgot!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

by i am fartball April 21, 2009

fart guzzling

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest

U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015