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bald douche bag

A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.
I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.
by ShitonFire July 1, 2014
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Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
by Raiken May 11, 2010
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Douche boob

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
by timDadamH February 24, 2011
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douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him
by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
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the douche

someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!
Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!
by Green Luigi August 17, 2006
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Gallon Douche

That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.
"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"

"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"
by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010
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First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
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