Dick

a large thing people put in their mouths.

joe : bro can I have a dick?
bob: sorry man we just sold out.
(slurp)

by savage rad February 12, 2019

Dick

What men use for sex

i used my dick for sex

by nhfxyfxghghg January 4, 2018

Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020

Dick

A male reproductive organ

The thing sitting between your legs dumbass

I got a dick between my legs bro
hey, me too!

by Megavirgin November 12, 2018

dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 5, 2019

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dick

The Male "thing" (that girls like to swallow)

"My dick is 6 ft long my girl couldn't even fit it up her ass."

by Guari boi November 13, 2018