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Dingle-sickle

An advanced type of dingle-berry. Whereas dingle-berries are balls of shit that hang from anal hairs, dingle-sickles caught the entire lengths of anal hairs (think Milk Duds versus Milk Dud shish-kebabs).
Jimmy’s dingle-sickles were so thick, his asshole looked like a porcupine.
by Goofnut October 16, 2021
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bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.
1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.
by Ceassa September 23, 2004
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Nose Dingleberries

A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.
"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."

Or:

"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"
by bleh skrimblies March 4, 2009
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Garage Dangle Thrust Pong

A high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the 'thrusting' of an object, known as a "dangle-berry", which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or "car-hold" if you wanna be a jerk about it)

The game plays in the style of classic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the "dangle-berry"; each attempting to outclass and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the 'GDTP Deathmatch Arena - of Death"
Bj - "Yo Soph, GDTP?"

Soph - "Wurrrrrd"

Adam (reigning GDTP champion) - "In Garage Dangle Thrust Pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
by BjLoh October 14, 2010
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shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.
'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'
by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012
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Fanny Dangler

The male version of a cock tease. A man who flirts and makes promises with a woman and then backs out at the last minute.
John said he was ready for phone sex then texted me at the last minute to say he was going out shopping instead. He’s a total fanny dangler.
by dingleberrysrus September 26, 2012
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Quandale Dingle

A man with a large anus who gets powered by goofy ahh energy and can't die but murders 2 billion discord kittens daily. He also has an abusive mother.
Daquavious Bingleton: Geez, I feel bad for my bro Quandale Dingle , he is constantly abused by our mom
Quandale Dingle: Quandale Dingle here, my uncle made my stock market crash next week and my discord kittens got scared.
by ProbablyInschool April 29, 2022
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