A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
by God, aka David February 11, 2009
Get the Davidismmug. very sexy and hot and more sexy and intelligent smart..and heapsmoresexy.
people who thinks he's not generally are jealous
people who thinks he's not generally are jealous
by girl_^ January 14, 2008
Get the davidemug. The meaning of Our Beloved One. A king of men! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. To anger him is to incur a wrath which will instill fear in the hearts of millions! Unusually charming and plays off of his good looks and devilish smile. He stands out. Very caring, active, handsome and seductive. An attentive and selfless lover. To him, the world is his. He shows determination. He tends to be loud and boastful. A man who is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. A man that does and gets what he wants while never playing by any particular rules. Sought after by many, both female and male alike but he chooses his lucky lovers all too wisely.
by The King of all Men August 16, 2009
Get the davidmug. David - very cute , sensitive , caring , athletic , can be mean if someone gets on his nerves. But usually loving and a person who isn't afraid to say anything. Knows how to have a good time
but can be selfish also. He usually thinks about love and pushes the ones he love away from him then gets mad/upset. But over all a good person. And his best friend is usually a female . Also very tall and usually skinny boy.
but can be selfish also. He usually thinks about love and pushes the ones he love away from him then gets mad/upset. But over all a good person. And his best friend is usually a female . Also very tall and usually skinny boy.
by ashley bottom August 30, 2012
Get the davidmug. The meaning of Our Beloved One. He stands out. Very caring, active, seductive, and handsome out of this world. He supports, annoying, creep, and shows determination. He well trained at times, but can often show his weirdness. Talent and smart and strong. He tends to be loud and boastful. Also baffling. Where would I or we be without him.
by jarehead March 16, 2009
Get the davidmug. a man who sucks cock and rubs his ass cheeks on wooden poles and put vaseline on their nipples and say ooh daddy pooh
david do you wanna suck cock and rub my ass cheeks on a wooden pole and put vaseline on my nips and call me daddy pooh
by Lissy321 December 7, 2019
Get the davidmug.