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Davidism

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.
Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.
by God, aka David February 11, 2009
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davide

very sexy and hot and more sexy and intelligent smart..and heapsmoresexy.
people who thinks he's not generally are jealous
Girl#1:wow he's sexy
Girl#2: yer must be a davide
by girl_^ January 14, 2008
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david

by helix_09 December 13, 2008
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david

The meaning of Our Beloved One. A king of men! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. To anger him is to incur a wrath which will instill fear in the hearts of millions! Unusually charming and plays off of his good looks and devilish smile. He stands out. Very caring, active, handsome and seductive. An attentive and selfless lover. To him, the world is his. He shows determination. He tends to be loud and boastful. A man who is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. A man that does and gets what he wants while never playing by any particular rules. Sought after by many, both female and male alike but he chooses his lucky lovers all too wisely.
That man is truly a "David".
by The King of all Men August 16, 2009
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David - very cute , sensitive , caring , athletic , can be mean if someone gets on his nerves. But usually loving and a person who isn't afraid to say anything. Knows how to have a good time

but can be selfish also. He usually thinks about love and pushes the ones he love away from him then gets mad/upset. But over all a good person. And his best friend is usually a female . Also very tall and usually skinny boy.
Girl do you know David?

Girl 2 - GIRRL He's soo loving
by ashley bottom August 30, 2012
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david

The meaning of Our Beloved One. He stands out. Very caring, active, seductive, and handsome out of this world. He supports, annoying, creep, and shows determination. He well trained at times, but can often show his weirdness. Talent and smart and strong. He tends to be loud and boastful. Also baffling. Where would I or we be without him.
david is the doctor we wish was around all the time.
by jarehead March 16, 2009
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the David

an Asian hairstyle, much like the mullet. often featuring highlights of unnatural colors, extra long tails, and may be accompanied by a poor fashion sense.
Omigod! I can't believe that old man is rocking the David.
by Di S. May 31, 2007
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