danishwater

The direct translation of the danish word "danskvand" which is the name of sparkling water in Denmark.

Can you please pass me the danishwater?

by ELIKI October 12, 2017

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

danish banana

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

by mjaow December 24, 2017

Danish

Danish is a language came from denmark but people who is named as danish is actually a charming,nice and cute person.People who is named as danish actually majority is male.He is very understanding and if you have any problem just shared with him and you will left speechless.If you know someone who named as danish,better you ask for his number and i bet you will fall in love.

1."who is that guy?"
2."oh,he is danish,better i get his number"

by Danish azim April 22, 2018

danish ahram

The useless person in a group. They tried to fit in into a group so that he can become one of them. He tries to act but fails to do it. People proudounces his name wrongly. He purposely wants to find fault with others.

He: “ You look at that Danish Ahram guy”
The group: “ You suck”

by Danish Ahram January 4, 2018

Danish Caviar

The typical danish cuisine that is the giffel. Everyone in Denmark loves and adores this wonderful snack, and it is therefore regarded as the caviar of Denmark.

Random dude 1: "My girlfriend got me Danish Caviar"

Random dude 2: "oh man, she's a keeper!"

by Random dude #2 January 22, 2018