daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

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Digi Daddy

The internet version of the Sugar Daddy. He provides for his ladies via PayPal after she expresses her needs on social media.

I hope my Digi Daddy sees my tweet about needing new clothes.

by J_Sqweezy March 14, 2016

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Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.

The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.

by the big rico July 13, 2019

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Stick it in daddy

It is used when some one is being violently fucked by some and they stop and what more.

UNG* UNG* UNG* I WANT MORE. UNG* STICK IT IN DADDY. CUM IN ME! I WANT MORE DICK!

by Fine_blondie May 17, 2019

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daddy d

Daddy D is a fucking G. Daddy D always knows how to party and have a good time. They love to joke around and sometimes goes too far, but not too far. They enjoy lifting others up, even when they are having a bad day. Daddy D is a very trustworthy person. You can trust this person with any secret you have. Daddy D is a Daddy you will always enjoy being around in a positive way.

Daddy D is awesome!

by QWERTY2008 April 13, 2020

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Lanky Daddy

An affectionate term used for abnormally tall individuals who present no muscular definition whatsoever. It can be used both platonically and romantically in given contexts but is used for endearing yet comical purposes.

Ethan is my lanky daddy!

by QuirkyBanana69 April 17, 2020

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