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dr seussitis

A condition where you can only recite lines from Dr. Theodor Seuss's childrens' books.
example of dr seussitis:

Child: One fish two fish, red fish blue fish!

Mom: Doctor, i don't know what to do, he's been doing this all day!

Doctor: He's got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.

Mom: Oh no, you too?!
by stanandstanley July 5, 2012
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Dr. J

Another term for anal sex, inspired by Julius Erving's signature basketball move.
When driving towards the goal, Dr. J would often jump parallel with the baseline. While in the air, he would reach around and jam the ball into the rim from behind the backboard. His method of entry from the rear became his signature move, which resulted in him receiving much attention from women, which resulted in Dr. J (allegedly) entering said women from the rear. They loved it.
Guy 1: I heard Gabe bought an authentic Dr. J jersey on Ebay today. What's up with that?
Guy 2: He had anal sex with a woman last night. He jammed it in from behind like Dr. J. Straight up Dr. J'ed her. The Dr. J jersey is like the scarlet letter, only the opposite.
by CharlieBroccoli May 24, 2011
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Dr. Pepper

Also known as the prostitute of the soda world, Doctor Pepper is that soda that you know you shouldn't be having, but once you get that little drop on your tounge, you need more and more till its completely empty at the very last drop.
I had some Dr. Pepper today, I knew I should have stuck to Pepsi, but its just do damn good!
by DevilsGrass February 17, 2017
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Dr Who

A annual TV show on BBC 1 where the main character is a time traveller with a box that can travel in space and time who can regenerate. The current Doctor is widely regarded as the 12th, but actually including the meta-crisis and the War Doctor, he is actually the 14th.
"And now on BBC 1, it's the madman with a box, Dr Who."
by old handle September 30, 2015
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dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.
"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"
by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020
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dr loboto

psychonauts, dr loboto
by caligosto February 26, 2019
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Dr. Seussing

Making up words that seem to have contextual meaning, but don't actually exist.
"... are you spinning and coloring?"
"I'm spinocoloring.....
yea, I'm Dr. Seussing it"
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