Here you go son and Santa cant bring presents because you already have presents because today is December 21
by NOGGAPOOP October 16, 2019
The craziest most fun and prettiest girls are all born on this day. Don’t forget all those people getting double the presents at the same time but no combined presents (it’s an unwritten rule). Don’t forget everyone calling your birthday ‘birthmas’ cause it’s so close to Christmas.
Maddie (born December 19): it’s my birthday soon
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
by Canterbury gang gang October 30, 2019
The day that the best bitches were born.
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
by WeirdChic<3 November 17, 2019
my birthday 🔥🔥🔥
by ryansthebest December 02, 2022
Denial December is a monthly challenge in the spirit of Simptember, Locktober, and No Nut November. During the month of December, each day you must edge to the brink of orgasm in the amount of days that have passed in December (15 orgasms on December 15, 16 on Dec. 16, etc.). If you cum during the month, you fail the challenge. YOU MUST DENY YOURSELF ORGASM FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH TO SUCCEED. Good luck, have fun.
Soomin: Dude, how's your Denial December going?
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
by Mike Oxxx December 01, 2020
December 9th is for all the lovers. December 9th is the day that you get to hug and kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend or your crush!!But if you don't do it you have to ask a person that you don't talk that much with but you are friends with to agree if you should hug him/her or kiss him/her or let that person pick an extreme dare for you. GOOD LUCK!!!
Cat ''I..I kiss him today because its December 9th and then I hug him and he looked at me like he fall in love with me''. Kayak " What are you talking about ewww disgusting."
by P!nk Andrea December 07, 2019
Boy: hey will you go out with me
Girl: .......Yes
Boy: wait really.
Girl: I have too its december 18th
Girl: .......Yes
Boy: wait really.
Girl: I have too its december 18th
by Lexie medina December 16, 2019