Here you go son and Santa cant bring presents because you already have presents because today is December 21
by NOGGAPOOP October 15, 2019
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Maddie (born December 19): it’s my birthday soon
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
by Canterbury gang gang October 30, 2019
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in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are
1.don’t beat thou meat
2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are
1.don’t beat thou meat
2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November
Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019
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They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
by WeirdChic<3 November 17, 2019
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Get the December 5 mug.December 9th is for all the lovers. December 9th is the day that you get to hug and kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend or your crush!!But if you don't do it you have to ask a person that you don't talk that much with but you are friends with to agree if you should hug him/her or kiss him/her or let that person pick an extreme dare for you. GOOD LUCK!!!
Cat ''I..I kiss him today because its December 9th and then I hug him and he looked at me like he fall in love with me''. Kayak " What are you talking about ewww disgusting."
by P!nk Andrea December 7, 2019
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