milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Deal

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.

Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.

by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017

Chicken sandwich deal

When one enters into a purchase of an item or service at a significant discount. This is also commonly referred to as a 'deal' etc.

Tupes and I got a chicken sandwich deal on those new tires.

by The forty six May 12, 2019

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018

Daddy Deals

When you or someone you know is to lazy to take care of things themselves and has to have there father help them.

Yo mike's dad is paying for half of his car because he is to lazy to work. Damn he be getting those (Daddy Deals)

by JQ07 September 30, 2008

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020