Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.

The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.

by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015

cunt

A derogatory term for a woman or any man who has to sit to piss.

"Wow, that Geraldo Rivera sure is a cunt!"

by Echo 1 Romeo September 11, 2016

cunt

The word cunt is a dirty vagina, which clearly needs to be cleaned. Dirty vaginas are owned by whores who sleep around with other guys and attract STD's such as HIV/AIDS, herpes, hepatitis, gonorreah, etc.
Also
Cunt is what the guy wants to get at when having sex with a women, or otherwise known as the pussy

That girls got a cunt from sleeping with other guys
I hit that last night, the cunt was amazing! pussy dick ass sex aids herpes vagina orgasm

by pussysuckingbitchlovingnigga May 11, 2016

cunt

Synonym for friend, mate. Yanks don't like it for some reason.

Oi cunt, check out this sideways wanker, what an uptight shithead.

by Tryxter December 8, 2016

Cunt

Known as one of the most offensive words in the English Language.

Also know as:

Pussy, vagina, snatch, meat wallet, etc.

I know right? Stupid cunt.

by T Zizzzlllnn February 18, 2011

Cunt

A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.

Cunt is perhaps the finest Anglo-Saxon expletive known to man, or woman.

by oharthur February 16, 2015

Cunt

What you use to describe a female when you want to embody a mass of derogatory words to portray her incredibly wretched essence. This word should be used in extreme circumstances when a female encompasses a large array of undesirable qualities that are usually by her choice.

Typical characteristics:

1. Is a bitch just for pure sport. Not needing any provocation to warrant being a bitch.

2. Often sexually promiscuous without respect for herself or anyone else involved. (i.e. slutty)

3. Sarcastic and sneering sense of humor that is usually only funny to her. (not to be confused with witty sarcasm that is actually funny).

God, that girl makes everyone miserable around her on purpose. She is a total cunt.

by LRomein June 30, 2011