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Cumshit

The act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the bitchface.
"Would you like cumshit to the face?"
by blondie475 September 18, 2012
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Cumstard

a mix between cum and mustard to be used in any which way you want. Often used as a dressing on a Feckle Burger and also tastes amazing as a dipping sauce for Fecks
"oi do you want Cumstard on your Feckle BUrger"

"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"
by Co-owner of Innuendo King December 27, 2009
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Cumslut

Alex is such an emo Cumslut.
by Olivia Avery July 18, 2017
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cumdrops/ cumsicles

When sperm hardens and forms a crystal like residue in ones hair after their partner ejaculates in their hair the night before.
EX. 1

Spencer: Hey babe what are you doing right now?

Lisa: Taking a shower because I have cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair from last night.

EX. 2

Alec: Last night was s hot especially when I cam.

Britney: Maybe for you it was but you left massive cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair.
by baby bottle popp February 8, 2010
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cumstatic

The art of ejaculating a massive amount of seamen into and onto a girls hair and using it as hair gel making her look like she recieved and shock of electricity.
Did you see Mackeys girlfriend this morning? She looked like a wreck.

Yeah I heard them going at it last night and she started screaming at him. I think he was trying to get creative and gave her some cumstatic.
by None your business October 21, 2013
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cumster

the fastest swimming spermatozoon; the first bastard to reach the ovum when you least expect it.
We need money to get cumster to college
by Tox April 2, 2004
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Cumstain

The definition of the word cumstain is someone who is intensely gay and hedonistic.

A cumstain only associates with people who could also be described as cumstain, some of who assist in providing them with the jiz that designates them as cumstain.

A cumstain may periodically have cumstains on their clothes and/or skin.
Hey cumstain how many liters of jiz have you drank today?
by Gerdunga February 6, 2008
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