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Council

An abbreviation of 'council gritter', which is the cockney rhyming slang for 'shitter'
"I met this right slag last night, she let me go in dry up her council!"
by qwerty6543 December 16, 2009
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council whore

Denoting a looose female who will engage any sexual activities , with anybody in return for ciagrettes or alcohol or any cheap products. Council estates are the dwelling of people of the dregs of society therefore denoting the sense of cheapness
Someone who will give oral sex for a pack of ten cigaretts or a bottle of alchopop
by William June 13, 2004
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A Crunch

A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...

Justin: What?

Nick: I feel it coming...

Justin: What?

Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!

Justin: Over there...why?

Nick: It's coming!

Justin: What's coming?!

Nick: A CRUNCH!
by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010
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Council Sex

A random one-off night of rough, drunken sex with a stranger, often outside in an alley or car park, which results in:

1. (for women) - you falling pregnant
2. (for men)- you being presented with a baby 9 months later; you being confronted by a teenager 18 years later claiming to be your offspring
3. (for both men and women)- you contracting one or more STDs
4. all of the above
Hungover university student 1: "Jesus I feel rough - think I ended up having council sex outside the union..."
Hungover university student 2: "I'd get myself down the family planning clinic if I was you."
by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007
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clunch

Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.
Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1
by The Wah January 3, 2007
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Dutch Crunch

After dutch ovening someone you assault their face with Trail Spice
Ark: AH FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Cully: Well you're about to get dutch crunched! EAT TRAIL SPICE BITCH!
Ark: AAAAAAAAHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
by HAMSANDWICHDICKS August 14, 2010
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Crucial

1. Necessary, vital.

2. An obnoxious slang word that surfaced roughly 2 years ago and will not fucking die, along with "phat," "crunk," and Snoop Dogg-esque "izzle" talk. Even more annoying in its condensed form, pronounced "croosh." Usually applied to describe situations or objects in stupid and totally illogical ways.
I really wish dumbasses hadn't bastardized the definition of the word "crucial" and used it purely to describe something that is actually necessary to the given situation.

"YO MAN, I was fucking this phat ass bitch, it was so crucial."

"That's my boy Joe, he's crucial."

"This apple juice is crucial."

"I'm a fucking idiot who uses the word crucial."
by baybid April 18, 2005
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