Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.

Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.

by latrelljennings October 3, 2025

Crash Out

To be forced to watch FSU Football

I was watching FSU play Virginia and I could not help but crash out.

by SadChief21 September 26, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

crash out

Crash out means getting very angry and starts screaming.

1. Nitro vitro started a crash out and screamed at everyone.
2.Nitro vitro had a crashout.

by Run3dstickman July 29, 2024

G-Crash

A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.

When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.

by The Unknown Mac March 7, 2009

Crash dummy

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.

That crash dummy is good at his job! He plays his role!

by The crash dummy February 4, 2020