The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025
Get the Blaine-crashmug. Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
by latrelljennings October 3, 2025
Get the Crash Dummymug. by SadChief21 September 26, 2025
Get the Crash Outmug. The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025
Get the Blaine-crashmug. by Run3dstickman July 29, 2024
Get the crash outmug. A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.
When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.
by The Unknown Mac March 7, 2009
Get the G-Crashmug. You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.
by The crash dummy February 4, 2020
Get the Crash dummymug.