Bare (dosser)- most commonly

Adjective common around the Northern England gay community. Used to describe how attractive a straight male is without attracting attention. Discreet way of hitting on a straight male to his face

Max: that guy is a bare dosser
Translation: that guy is really fit (sexual)

Ed: you are a bare dosser
Tom: I'm sorry (not registered he is being hit on)
It is used as: Bare (dosser)- most commonly but the word in bracket can be changed.

by VaginalSnot Bubble March 12, 2011

cosmopolitics

N. A term coined for describing the phenomenom of teenagers who think it is cool to follow politics or participate in teen-leadership groups such as JSA. Such people are cosmopoliticians. To be used in a negative connotation.

Ben spends so much time debating with JSA and reading the Wall Street Journal. Jumped right onto the cosmopolitics bandwagon.

by Rabid Devize April 20, 2006

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011

Common Sense

Gay ass, no name ska band from California who sued an MC of that same name over copyright infringement.

Everyone knows who Common Sense the rapper is, but no one can remember who Common Sense the ska band was.

by Omega Death December 29, 2004

comedy of the commons

slapstick, three-stooges stuff

That there on the TV is some comedy of the commons.

by doodooface September 5, 2003

cosmo

short for cosmotologist, mainly used for high end hair stylists or at high end beauty schools to describe the students "cosmos".

Paul Mitchell Cosmo girls are so hot.

by Cosmo Girl, Holla. July 28, 2005

lowest common denomination

1. When someone claims to be "Christrian" but has never been in a church and has a vague recollection of the ten commandments, but thinks they are good person.

2. In religion, the lowest common denominator or least common denominator (abbreviated LCD) is the least common multiple of the denomination of a set of vulgar religions. It is the smallest common thought that is a multiple of the denominations.

God hates fags, that's Joseph 3:16, bro... I know I am apart of the lowest common denomination.

by floorfly November 15, 2010