Emily cook 

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.

Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook

Emily cook by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024

Good cook

great fucking weed, smoking a good blunt, wood, or joint. nun of that reggie

*passes blunt*

“mmhm this some good cook”

Good cook by bianca torres May 29, 2024

Miss Cook 

the FINEST babe you will ever meet UGHHH i need her bad ( she has a reaallly big gyatt)

Shes so fine Shes a Miss Cook

Miss Cook by NHEALY January 10, 2025

Tim Cook 

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

Tim Cook by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Friction cook 

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.

My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.

Friction cook by Dagalags May 28, 2025

DJ Cook Verse 

The DJ Cook Verse is a trolling group founded in 2024 by QJ Dook where preteens make videos on YouTube explaining why they don’t like the content creator known as DJ Cook and the group is mostly dedicated to trying to stop DJ Cook. If someone on YouTube has this name format Any Letter Besides DJ Any Letter Besides Cook, then they are probably a member of The DJ Cook Verse.

The DJ Cook Verse are just attention seeking children…

DJ Cook Verse by AJ Vook August 3, 2025

DJ Cook

A popular “””exposing””” YouTuber with 2 million subscribers that is also YouTube’s biggest troll feeder. He has ran out of ideas on his main channel as he hasn’t uploaded on there in a year and is currently uploading on his god awful DJLovesTurbo channel. Here, he,
Talks about literal nobodies that aren’t even genuinely bad people
Points out the obvious
Makes second videos on people he has talked about 1 or 2 years prior.

DJ Cook needs to quit.

DJ Cook by Dom Vincent October 18, 2025