Life Condom 

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!

Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.

Life Condom by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007

use a condom 

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.

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use a condom by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012

Hoochie Condom 

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.

I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.

Hoochie Condom by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009

silver condom 

An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.

After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.

silver condom by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

Ear Condom

A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.

Lady Gaga: Or wear ear condom next time.

Ear Condom by Quzu June 4, 2011

loose condom 

loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip

I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.

loose condom by Sigma Phi December 11, 2010

no condom 

When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.

They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)

Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.

Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary

no condom by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020